Old-Fashioned Pork Spending

I kept laughing my entire way through reading the UF campus paper this weekend. It turns out, the Student Government literally got into the act of pork spending – that is, paying for a pig roast hoasted at a student Senator’s private residence.

Now, come on you Gator party veterans. You know your popularity is pretty low after your opposition scored the third-best fall election ever. Surely you could have been smarter than allowing this kind of food expense.

It’s just, no pun intended, too good a fodder for the opposition party to use in the next Spring election.

Here’s to hoping that the humorous pig roast event becomes the biggest SG joke since… well, why not the DUI conviction for a sitting Student Body President?